I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about...
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door, Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss as I already submitted Is about the crime that has not been committed.
One dark day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard that noise
And came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don’t believe my story’s true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.